The Things I Ponder Whilst Pooping: A Shitter's Odyssey

All to often our greatest ideas are lost once we leap off the shitter. This 6" X 9" lined 80 page notebook is the perfect partner in crime for your daily or hourly defecation sessions. This notebook is an efficient way to keep track of your stool, for medical or curiosity purposes. Pass your seat-time by with finishing that grocery list, composing a poem, or even sketching. Keep this notebook close by, you never know when that morning coffee will cause your next appointment time to begin. Remember shit happens, let your creative (and bodily) juices flow.