Banana's Mean and Funny Valentine Poems

Banana's Mean and Funny Valentine Poems - by Michele Brenton AKA banana the poet.Poems that are funny and poems that are mean and funny - written around a Valentine theme. If you are fed up with Valentine's Day being just hearts and flowers and romance and need a good old laugh and maybe a naughty snigger - this is the ebook for you.Extremely handy for those of you who like to fill your Valentine cards with cheeky handwritten verses of dubious quality.Not to be considered 'literature' by any standards.As a famous Welsh comic character would say - It's just a bit of fun!Drink to me only...You're the only one for me, believe me it's true?I see beyond the surface to what's great about you.?Please be my Valentine for although you are a chub,?you're the girl of my dreams 'cos your father owns a pub.