How to Be a Civilian

From the Preface as written by Morton Thompson: So that's who I am and that's why I'm writing this book. I'm no expert. I'm just a writer who was a soldier and got sick and tired of reading chicken shed about the problem of the returning soldier. Capters titles 1 through 14: 1) Why Are We Peacing? 2) The First Day (For Morons) 3) How To Buy, Put On And Wear Civilian Clothes 4) Non-Military Courtesy 5) What Are Girls? 6) On Meeting Prisoners Of War, Come Peace, The Both Of You Being In Civilian Clothes 7) The Job Deal 8) Bucking And Bitching 9) Hitting The Book 10) Psychiatrist 11) Organizations 12) TS 13) How To Get In Bed With Your Wife 14) How To Talk Civilian