Looking to Score

They call me Casanova Football God. Ladies Man. Campus Celebrity. Guys want to be me and girls want to bed me Commitment? What's that? Then I saw her--tiny, gorgeous and oh so...MINE. Mason Nova is an egotistical jerk. Player. Persistent. Pain in the Pom-Pom. I don't care if he's the star of the gridiron or how tight his end is. I know his stats both on and off the field. My answer will always be NO. The last thing I need in my life is another charmer who's looking to score.