Luxury Cafe Owner

Author's novel is meant to be a satire of LitRPG novels that heavily rely on tropes, attempting to achieve that by virtue of fully indulging in the tropes to the extreme, in the same vein of humor as The Colbert Report (minus the effort and talent). I hope it makes readers laugh, while still giving them an enjoyable slice of life reading Pender, a bored, 20-something, college graduate with a degree in general studies woke up the day after graduation and suddenly realized his degree was useless and he had to get a job. As he walked around looking for help wanted signs, a series of unfortunate accidents occurred resulting in him entering a coma. When he woke up, he discovered he'd been granted a mysterious system. Moreover, the system finally provided him with some direction about what he should do with his life. Follow Alan as he explores his new found calling!