Sure Thing

Have you ever set out to have a one night stand with a sexy stranger? No? I’m the only one? Just kidding, I would never.  Ever. Not usually.    But then I figured, why not? My entire life I’ve been good and it’s gotten me nowhere. No job.  No apartment.  No boyfriend.    I’m owed a little fun, aren’t I? A reward for being good. Sure, a new pair of shoes would be more appropriate, but Mr. Sexy Stranger is more appealing. And when he speaks—in that British accent—it’s a done deal. Every American woman has a hot British guy fantasy. Well, most do. I haven't taken a poll or anything, but I’m pretty sure it’s a fact.    Except…  You know that saying about best-laid plans?  Good, because I don’t either, but I assume they go awry. Like my one night stand…