TDTM

Chelsea Sarkozy is a 40-year old misanthropic prude with a penchant for snark. Mean snark. When her husband, Christopher, abandons her for a younger man , an insult to injury since his thighs are bigger than hers, Chelsea is left homeless, job-less and option-less. Chelsea is soon informed that her estranged (and strange) mother has died, leaving Chelsea a large inheritance with one she must take over her mother's sexual advice blog and porn production--er, instructional video company. Broke and out of choices, Chelsea has no alternative but to hold her nose, clench her eyes shut and take the businesses head on. So to speak. As Chelsea takes an unwilling jaunt into the sexual healing of others, she's forced to face her own psyche (peeking through her fingers,) and learns how to accept and even embrace the people who turn to her for advice and understanding. Much to her surprise, Chelsea discovers that life may just exist below her own belt after all as her mind opens, and the relentless encroachment of her long-lost libido surfaces. There may even be room for a little latex.