The Irritatingly Erotic Adventures Of Charles McBride

Charles McBride is fat. He's been through hell, hates everyone and he’s had enough. Now he's going on holiday - alone. But something is about to happen on the train through Italy, that will change his life forever. “I giggled and snorted my way through Charles' story. I loved it, it's totally bonkers, but I loved it!” Anne Cater, Random Things Through My Letterbox. Women might want him but they are not going to have him. Men might want him and they certainly aren't going to have him! Charles is in a temper about everything. He’s going to the seaside fashion capital of Tuscany and he’s stopped holding his stomach in, he’s lost his favourite underwear and he's dressed to kill - or at least cut off his blood supply. “Amusing and excruciatingly embarrassing at the same time with an underlying story of love and betrayal and interspersed with Williams’ wicked humour. Guaranteed to keep you entertained throughout. Five Stars.” Tracy Fenton, The Book Club. The author of The Blackheath Seance Parlour brings you a new character that might just prove more popular than the formidable alcoholics that tore apart victorian London. “The writing sings. Wonderfully bonkers with imagination that is so amazingly off the wall. This is funny, poignant, whimsical and so sweet.” Elizabeth Forbes, author. “Hotel Du Lac meets Death in the Afternoon with a little Tales of the City thrown in. Poignantly funny and cleverly observed. Long live Charles - may he have many more adventures.” Paul Wise, Kitchen Delights Why not join Charles now as he sips a drink in a little Italian bar and lets out one of those holiday sighs that relinquishes all the stresses and concerns of life back home. His holiday is about to begin.