Mind Trips Unlimited

Greetings and welcome to Mind Trips Unlimited. We’re glad you found us. Don’t let the well-used exterior fool you; we’re open for business twenty-four hours a day, every day.Are we ready to begin? Good. Please have a seat. Relax. Take a deep breath. Close your eyes...Now, kiss your body goodbye.Wait! Wait! It’s okay. Sit back down. I know that sounded a bit…freaky, but it’s all right. No need for alarm. You just won’t need your body for a while. Don’t worry; it’ll be just fine in that chair. We haven’t lost a body yet! That used to be our slogan, had it written in big Gothic letters over the door, but we had to take it down. It seemed to make people nervous. I don’t get it.Anyway, like I said, you won’t need your body for a while. Bodies are restricted by the laws of physics and, frankly, just get in the way.You are about to embark on fourteen different journeys which require your mind only. Lovely things, minds. No restrictions, no hindrances, no inhibitions. They can be as free as you will allow.You can take all fourteen journeys, one at a time, in one sitting, or spread it out over several visits. It’s totally up to you. While you’re here, you’re the boss.Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? Juice? Crackers and jam? Cheese? Broiled elephant under glass? Fricasseed yak with gooseberry sauce?What? Oh, forgive me. There goes my imagination again—off to Whoknowswhere. The atmosphere here is very conducive to that sort of thing. Usually not a problem unless the boss is around.Anyway, I’m just taking up your time here. Please, get comfortable and select your first journey. Take your time and we’ll see you when you get back.Good. Uh, somebody want to come and wheel this body into the back room for safekeeping?