Feeling The Bernie: The Hot Confessions of a Hillary Volunteer

Find out what happens when a hunky young Hillary staffer finds himself in an Iowa hotel room with none other than Hillary's opponent, Bernie Sanders. From "Feeling The Bernie": Right before my very eyes was the hard, throbbing penis of the future leader of the free world. “Oh, Senator,” I whispered as tears of joy came to my eyes. “I know what you’re thinking. Yes, yes. It’s completely average. I don’t have any more than your average hard-working American taxpaying man,” he said with a wink. “But I certainly don’t have any less.” “And you didn’t even need any Viagra!” “Viagra! Pfft!” scoffed the candidate who has always opposed the Keystone XL pipeline. “Why would I put more money in the pocket of the pharmaceutical industry? When I need an erection, all I do is think of the first time I read Das Kapital.”