Manaconda: The Second Coming

You know that awful sound your stereo makes when you drag your needle over a record? For those of you that have never listened to a record…shame on you. Dude, go Google that shit right now. Better yet, buy a record player and get your learn on. Anyway, that sound that makes you wince and leap for the volume? Yeah. That's the soundtrack of my life right now. I got the girl and I lost her. I wasn't supposed to. That wasn't in the script. Now I gotta Ferris Bueller this shit and pull a parade out of my ass to get the girl back. THIS HAS BEEN COMBINED INTO MANACONDA - BOOK 1 in the HAMMERED Romantic Comedy Series. Title has been delisted at all e-sales sites. THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET THE CORRECT BOOK: Contact Amazon using THIS LINK: https://goo.gl/oZh48Y Click on CONTACT US on the left hand side (on a computer) And you follow the links to get them to email or call you back about the book. Or contact us at http://www.rockerreads.com Thank you!