Eric's Big Book of Humour: Some of the Funniest Jokes, Puns, Stories, & One-liners Ever.

This book is the sh*t. Borrow or buy it and you're practically guaranteed to be in for a laugh. Your head might split open as the massive amount of humourology stuffed into these pages travels through your eyes, along your nervous sytem and into your pulsing cerebral matter. Once these jokes are in your brain, you will feel the sudden urge to share them with every single bloody person you know. Your mum, your ex, your ex's mum...not even the postman will be safe from your evil reign of jesticular japes and jests. Whether you claim your rightful place as Earth's Mighty Joke Monarch or not, the best thing about this book is that you can share the best bits with your mates and make them think you're actually funny. A I was offered a job rebuilding Egyptian tombs. Turns out it was a pyramid scheme. A wife says to her husband, "I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back." Husband says, "Well, what do you expect? You’re in a wheelchair.” What do you do when you see a pack of zombie clowns coming for you? Go straight for the juggler! Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands together. Still clapping, he leans forward and says into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence, "Well, stop fookin’ clapping then, ya evil b*stard!" Want more? Be sure to check out Eric's other books for further humour and life hacks.