Create a Masterpiece

I've decided to make my mark on life. I don't need fame, fortune or the way I'm going—notoriety. I just need to create one little ripple that people will appreciate for years to come. So I joined an art class and learned how to paint. I have visions of grand vistas, beautiful lilies, and stunning portraits pouring from my overly manicured hands. Hours and hours I’ve spent splashing colors on a series of canvases and in the end I learned one outstanding life lesson. Never, ever volunteer. Avert your eyes if you ever see me in public—some things should not be seen. I'll never get a boyfriend now.