Keeper of the Unicorns

alternate cover edition for ASIN B00HPBZW78 If a cat-riding Witch tells you she’s the Keeper of the Unicorns, would you believe her? If she tells you it’s your destiny to let the world know what really happened to the Unicorns, would you do it? Thinking he’s having either a daydream or suffering from food poisoning, Mike scoffs at the witch. The next thing he knows, he’s a potato chip laying on the table. Potato skin trembling in fear, in horror he wonders who will eat him first, the cockroach or his girlfriend? Will he wake up in time?