I Licked Him So He's Mine

My brother is about to get married. I should be happy for him. I’m not. Once he says those vows, she'll take up way too much of his attention. Once he’s married, I'll have to share him. And call me a greedy bitch, a spoiled brat, a needy, possessive asshole, but I just can't stand that idea. My brother is mine. At least, tonight he still is. And with a little liquid courage, anything can happen.