Million Dollar Monkey

Six Million Dollar Monkey are the worst band in Scotland, according to their latest review in the Edinburgh Daily Target. The odds of them getting into the Beer in the Dark festival have just increased dramatically and they were rather long to start with. However, singer Johan Brecht has a plan, unfortunately it involves a set of gorilla suits and a moonlit trip to Edinburgh Zoo. Surely things can’t get much worse for bass player Cormack Sharp? Then, a huge hole appears in central Edinburgh, a hole which starts to attract some widespread and unexpected attention. Some people are pointing the fingers of blame in Cormack's direction but the hole has nothing to do with him. Of has it? Million Dollar Monkey (book one) introduces Cormack Sharp, his band Six Million Dollar Monkey and the emergence of a rather large hole in central Edinburgh … For more information visit the author’s blog at