If Dogs Could Swear

A hilarious, charming, and foul-mouthed look inside the minds of man's best friends What is my dog thinking? That's the question that every dog owner asks when their beloved pet stares up at them with an inscrutable look. Is it love? Is it devotion? Don’t believe it. This book exclusively reveals what really goes on in the canine mind. With utterly charming, heart-melting cartoons and riotous, potty-mouthed captions, readers can discover that man's best friend is just as grumpy, cynical, and self-serving as his master. This is an unforgettable, twisted look at the many bizarre, ridiculous, and instantly recognizable scenarios in which dog owners find their pets every day.