I Blame the Dimples

LOU Keep my head down and get through university. Make a friend or two over the next few semesters. That was the game plan. Easy, simple, and relatively painless. Fast forward to move-in day and that plan gets body slammed across the front lawn in the shape of some hotshot rookie. And now he won’t leave me alone. WES I’ve never met anyone I can’t befriend. It’s not a flex, it’s a simple fact. I love people and people love me. At least that’s how it was until I accidentally plowed down a pretty resident the other day. She isn’t my biggest fan right now but I’ve got a plan to wear her down. Based on what I’ve seen, this girl doesn’t have too many friends so I’ve taken it upon myself to be the first. She can thank me later.