#2 Presidential Fuck Machine
Abraham Lincoln: Ninja Fuck Master
The erotic adventures of Honest Abe continue in this sexy adventure to far-off Japan! Now that he has accepted his destiny as the world's greatest sexual warrior, Mr. Lincoln must train to prepare for the greatest threat the world has ever known: a madman intent on destroying the Moon! WARNING! This 4000-word story is for adults only and contains graphic depictions of vaginal, anal, and oral sex as performed by the greatest ninja president the United States has ever known!