The Vampire Witch From Outer Space

Follow along, dear reader, as I open the swinging, creaky gate to gorror (that's gore/horror for the uninitiated.) Is that just mist in the air, or exploded ghosts? Watch your step; you're liable to accidentally get TERROR on your shoes. I am pleased to present the first in this soon-to-be Fear-ies of stories, which is sure to-- RAISE YOUR HACKLES. A shocking twist in every chapter! Chock full of references to things you probably have heard of! Brimming over with stereotyped minority characters who are just like you! Our first story: The Vampire Witch From Outer Space!!! Tagline: Look out! This story sucks!