Official Sloane Ranger handbook: The first guide to what really matters in life

Why it really matters to wear navy blue, eat jelly with a fork, read Dick Francis and the FT, giggle in bed, cry when you sing carols, not cry at funerals, kill salmon, drink seriously, put the 'Great' into Britain and the 'Hooray' into Henry and live in the country (or, failing that, Kensington Square). Who Sloanes wins. Crucial dress codes, simple sex, money matters, Sloanes in the loo, schools for Sloane girls & boys (Eton & the rest), Sloane table manners, Caroline's drawing room, Henry's pubs, the problem of Hampstead.