You Can't Give a Man Directions, but You Can Tell Him Where to Go: A Handbook for Women, About Men

Men.They lie.They cheat.They lie about cheating.And they do it all very badly."You Can't Give a Man Directions" is written by a man who knows every inch of the male mind, all six of them. Okay, three. Wonder how the male gender reached its sorry state? We'll follow the history of man on his 3.5 billion year long evolutionary journey from amoeba to idiot. Want to know what kind of guy you've got on your hands? All men can be easily categorized by the interaction of four vital Competitiveness, Lust, Immaturity, and Potato Chips. There are also helpful illustrations."You Can't Give a Man Directions" breaks down complicated male methods of communication---you'll learn to differentiate sullen silence from surly silence---and can even help you appreciate male humor. Kind of. The book runs down the sophisticated rules of male/female friendships (they're not possible) and office politics in today's highly charged but negatively ionized workplace. There's even relationship advice for those foolish enough to ignore Rule #1: "Never have a relationship with a man."This is your guidebookTo winningThe battle of the sexesAndTaming your man.