How to Marry a Finnish Girl

All the secrets about Finland and the Finns are finally revealed in HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Wanted to Know about Finland that Finns Won’t Tell You. Simply buying this book guarantees that you will: - Make Out with Your First Finnish Girl in 24 Hours (or less!) - Move to Finland in a city that doesn’t contain the word “poo” - Land a Job that Makes Your Finnish In-Laws Proud - Not Only Speak Finnish Fluently, but Teach it too - Get on the Front Page of a Major Finnish Tabloid - Identify a Finn on holiday in the Canary Islands And More!