Arrabella Candellarbra and the Questy Thing to End All Questy Things

Arrabella Candellarbra, a beautiful, flaxen-haired maiden trained in all things warrior-like by the most famous warriors of all – The Reginas – embarks on a quest to claim her birthright and to wield the power of all the lands. She is joined by the perfect specimen of manliness, the loin-cloth clad and well-oiled, Lord Langley Kilkenny.The pair team with the very fey fairy Prince Jim of the pistachio tights and magic arrows, and the icicle-bearded Gary, the wisest of all wizards.But what happens when the four are pitted against the evilest of evil beings in all of the lands – the terrifying Betty-Sue and her minions – the Saw-Toothed Bunnies, the Viscous Tongued Frogs and the Barella Monkeys?What happens? Well, an epic fantasy quest that ensures no questy-thing will ever be the same again.With a host of characters and creatures never before assembled in one story, there’ll be love and lust, action and inaction, battles, incantations, sexual shenanigans and high-kicking sing-a-longs.What happens? Hilarity – that’s what!Available All good book storesOr download the ebook