This Is Not A Kid's Book - Saying Goodbye

It's tough to say goodbye. To yesterday. To a poopie you left that you have fond memories of. To your diddly doo after trying to have playtime relations with one of those mandolin slicers.But it's really tough to say goodbye to a loved one.And if you think you know what this "This Is Not A Kid's Book" title is going to be about, you're wrong. You're just wrong. Seriously. Buy this book and see if you're right. And while you're at it, buy all the other books as well. And some merch. And just send me tens of thousands of dollars while you're at it. I'm sad and desperate for your money and praise. Ooooh, forget the sad part. I just found a Sour Patch Kid under my chair! Yay! Nom nom nom.