Teachers Hear the Darndest Things: Unfiltered Excuses, Remarks, and Quotes from the Classroom

A day in Judy Bear’s classroom is full of surprises—you never know what kids will say next! From unbelievable excuses to completely made-up words, students from elementary school through college say the darndest things. Sometimes funny, sometimes poignant, this book will make you laugh, groan, and maybe shed a tear. Teachers Hear the Darndest Things is a humorous and heartwarming collection of quotes gathered by a teacher from students during her 40-year career. Yep, whether they seem believable or not, these are actual quotes taken from the mouths of students. Judy’s love of teaching and her compassion for her students shine through as she describes some of the most memorable moments from her decades in the classroom.