The Senior Citizens' Survival Guide: Beyond the New Millenium

This is the instruction manual for anyone over the age of 55 who still thinks life is worth living. This little handbook will help you survive living in a youth oriented society. Comical topics include: Glamour for geriatrics, Self defense tactics using canes and umbrellas, Using senility as a con, and useful tips on how to annoy your children and drive them crazy.