Xmas Stalkings: Present Day Zombies w/Bonus Short & Poems

What if, on Xmas Eve, Jolly Ol’ Saint Sick, uh, Nick and his elves somehow became ravenous, flesh-eating zombies? And, what if Santa Gnaws—excuse me— Santa Claus flew away from the North Pole in his sleigh, with a whole lot more than packages to deliver??? Those are the questions in which this story aims to answer, in a vomit-inducing, yet, sickening way, mixed with a healthy dose of ill humor. Read the book that my own mom calls, “REVOLTING! Where did I go wrong, as a mother?!” Timothy W. Long (author of "The Zombie-Wilson Diaries") "I laughed, I cried, I choked coffee out of my nose. It was the feel good zombie-Santa tale of the year." *Book includes the short story "Maurice the Space Cowboy & the Great Alien-Zombie Stampede" and zombie poems.