Logically Impossible Titles

1.
You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You?
You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You? 4.15 avg rating — 196 ratings
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Dogshit Saved My Life
Dogshit Saved My Life 4.21 avg rating — 189 ratings
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Magic America
Magic America 3.81 avg rating — 369 ratings
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The Cow That Laid an Egg
The Cow That Laid an Egg 4.07 avg rating — 1,380 ratings
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Still Life with Woodpecker
Still Life with Woodpecker 4.04 avg rating — 82,592 ratings
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The Grapes of Wrath
The Grapes of Wrath 4.02 avg rating — 971,582 ratings
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A Clockwork Orange
A Clockwork Orange really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 753,913 ratings
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The Sailor in the Wardrobe
The Sailor in the Wardrobe 3.81 avg rating — 183 ratings
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East of Eden
East of Eden 4.43 avg rating — 602,193 ratings
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Wise Blood
Wise Blood 3.82 avg rating — 36,561 ratings
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Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats 4.07 avg rating — 29,326 ratings
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The Tell-Tale Heart and Other Writings
The Tell-Tale Heart and Other Writings 4.19 avg rating — 243,678 ratings
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The Tortilla Curtain
The Tortilla Curtain 3.66 avg rating — 34,023 ratings
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A Thief of Time (Leaphorn & Chee, #8)
A Thief of Time (Leaphorn & Chee, #8) 4.13 avg rating — 15,020 ratings
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A Conspiracy of Paper (Benjamin Weaver, #1)
A Conspiracy of Paper (Benjamin Weaver, #1) 3.87 avg rating — 11,637 ratings
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Brave New World
Brave New World 3.99 avg rating — 2,015,653 ratings
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A Thousand Splendid Suns
A Thousand Splendid Suns 4.45 avg rating — 1,681,675 ratings
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Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 5)
Can Adults Become Human? (Dear Dumb Diary, No. 5) 4.11 avg rating — 5,480 ratings
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Blindsight (Firefall, #1)
Blindsight (Firefall, #1) 4.01 avg rating — 50,887 ratings
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Solutions and Other Problems
Solutions and Other Problems 4.21 avg rating — 38,064 ratings
21.
Green Eggs and Ham
Green Eggs and Ham
by: Dr. Seuss
4.31 avg rating — 830,144 ratings
22.
The Girl Who Became a Beatle
The Girl Who Became a Beatle 3.33 avg rating — 278 ratings
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Back When We Were Grownups
Back When We Were Grownups 3.56 avg rating — 22,121 ratings
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Teaching My Mother How to Give Birth
Teaching My Mother How to Give Birth 4.24 avg rating — 21,147 ratings
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Burning Patience
Burning Patience 3.65 avg rating — 19,080 ratings
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The Grave Tattoo: A Novel
The Grave Tattoo: A Novel 3.82 avg rating — 9,564 ratings
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Are Women Human? Penetrating, Sensible and Witty Essays on the Role of Women in Society
Are Women Human? Penetrating, Sensible and Witty Essays on the Role of Women in Society 4.46 avg rating — 1,864 ratings
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Noble House (Asian Saga, #5)
Noble House (Asian Saga, #5) 4.27 avg rating — 42,047 ratings
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The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter 3.99 avg rating — 116,838 ratings
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Dead Water (Roderick Alleyn, #23)
Dead Water (Roderick Alleyn, #23) 3.89 avg rating — 2,043 ratings
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Miles of Experience
Miles of Experience really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 5 ratings
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When Your House is Burning Down, You Should Brush Your Teeth
When Your House is Burning Down, You Should Brush Your Teeth 4.15 avg rating — 66 ratings
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The Concrete Blonde (Harry Bosch, #3; Harry Bosch Universe, #3)
The Concrete Blonde (Harry Bosch, #3; Harry Bosch Universe, #3) 4.23 avg rating — 77,264 ratings
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The Black Echo (Harry Bosch, #1; Harry Bosch Universe, #1)
The Black Echo (Harry Bosch, #1; Harry Bosch Universe, #1) 4.14 avg rating — 211,578 ratings
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The Wire in the Blood (Tony Hill & Carol Jordan, #2)
The Wire in the Blood (Tony Hill & Carol Jordan, #2) 4.16 avg rating — 19,922 ratings
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Death Is Now My Neighbor (Inspector Morse, #12)
Death Is Now My Neighbor (Inspector Morse, #12) 4.07 avg rating — 4,940 ratings
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Soul Circus (Derek Strange & Terry Quinn #3)
Soul Circus (Derek Strange & Terry Quinn #3) 3.92 avg rating — 2,874 ratings
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Castle in the Air (Howl's Moving Castle, #2)
Castle in the Air (Howl's Moving Castle, #2) 3.86 avg rating — 64,844 ratings
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How to Be a Jewish Mother: A Very Lovely Training Manual
How to Be a Jewish Mother: A Very Lovely Training Manual 3.96 avg rating — 129 ratings
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I May Go to Hell, But I'll be Coloring on the Way Down: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book
I May Go to Hell, But I'll be Coloring on the Way Down: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating
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How to Make a Mummy Talk
How to Make a Mummy Talk 3.81 avg rating — 26 ratings
38.
How to Eat Fried Worms
How to Eat Fried Worms 3.75 avg rating — 48,388 ratings
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I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen: The Tale Of Captain Henry Mitchell
I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen: The Tale Of Captain Henry Mitchell 4.50 avg rating — 2 ratings
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Braided Creek
Braided Creek 4.34 avg rating — 720 ratings
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A Hat Full of Sky (Discworld, #32; Tiffany Aching, #2)
A Hat Full of Sky (Discworld, #32; Tiffany Aching, #2) 4.32 avg rating — 78,788 ratings
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Hellbound and Coloring!: Into the Dark Edition: An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Word Designs for Relaxation and Stress Relief (Swearing N' Coloring Into the Dark, Volume 1)
Hellbound and Coloring!: Into the Dark Edition: An Adult Coloring Book with 40 Swear Word Designs for Relaxation and Stress Relief (Swearing N' Coloring Into the Dark, Volume 1) really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 2 ratings
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Downside Up
Downside Up 3.11 avg rating — 82 ratings
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The Menstruating Mall
The Menstruating Mall 3.64 avg rating — 858 ratings
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The Butterfly Revolution
The Butterfly Revolution 3.68 avg rating — 634 ratings
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The Dark Side of the Sun
The Dark Side of the Sun 3.64 avg rating — 10,432 ratings
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To Hatch a Thief (Movie Club Mysteries #1.5)
To Hatch a Thief (Movie Club Mysteries #1.5) 4.17 avg rating — 334 ratings
52.
The Color of Your Voice
The Color of Your Voice 4.12 avg rating — 106 ratings
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Mr. Muo's Travelling Couch
Mr. Muo's Travelling Couch
by: Dai Sijie
2.80 avg rating — 1,651 ratings
53.
The City of Dreaming Books (Zamonia, #4)
The City of Dreaming Books (Zamonia, #4) 4.40 avg rating — 23,503 ratings
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Lunch Walks Among Us (Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist, #1)
Lunch Walks Among Us (Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist, #1) 4.09 avg rating — 6,048 ratings
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How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad: And Other Spells for Love, Wealth, Beauty, and Revenge
How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad: And Other Spells for Love, Wealth, Beauty, and Revenge 3.34 avg rating — 92 ratings
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Invisible Girl
Invisible Girl 3.79 avg rating — 177,203 ratings
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The Djinn in the Nightingale's Eye: Five Fairy Stories
The Djinn in the Nightingale's Eye: Five Fairy Stories 3.85 avg rating — 4,431 ratings
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The Eater of Dreams
The Eater of Dreams 3.67 avg rating — 6 ratings
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Doce cuentos peregrinos
Doce cuentos peregrinos 4.04 avg rating — 28,049 ratings
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The Screaming Skull: And Other Great American Ghost Stories
The Screaming Skull: And Other Great American Ghost Stories 3.45 avg rating — 42 ratings
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La mujer habitada
La mujer habitada 4.21 avg rating — 6,943 ratings
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My Life as a 10-Year-Old Boy
My Life as a 10-Year-Old Boy 3.33 avg rating — 520 ratings
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Hot Winter Nights (Wild Hearts, #6)
Hot Winter Nights (Wild Hearts, #6) 3.89 avg rating — 19 ratings
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The Day the Earth Caught Fire: A Subversive City Boy Musical (Jukebox Musicals Book 3)
The Day the Earth Caught Fire: A Subversive City Boy Musical (Jukebox Musicals Book 3) liked it 3.00 avg rating — 2 ratings
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Greetings from Hell
Greetings from Hell 4.37 avg rating — 19 ratings
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Dancing in Red Shoes Will Kill You
Dancing in Red Shoes Will Kill You 3.54 avg rating — 630 ratings
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A Serenade of Fireflies
A Serenade of Fireflies 3.48 avg rating — 56 ratings
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American Royals (American Royals, #1)
American Royals (American Royals, #1) 3.82 avg rating — 128,877 ratings
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Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants
Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants 4.03 avg rating — 4,722 ratings
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Infinity + One
Infinity + One 4.12 avg rating — 14,388 ratings
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Scientific Progress Goes "Boink" (Calvin and Hobbes, #6)
Scientific Progress Goes "Boink" (Calvin and Hobbes, #6) 4.67 avg rating — 15,132 ratings
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Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons (Calvin and Hobbes, #7)
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons (Calvin and Hobbes, #7) 4.67 avg rating — 17,253 ratings
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The Man With a Load of Mischief (Richard Jury, #1)
The Man With a Load of Mischief (Richard Jury, #1) 3.99 avg rating — 19,444 ratings
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The Fur Person
The Fur Person 4.19 avg rating — 2,941 ratings
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My Teacher Flunked the Planet (My Teacher Is an Alien, #4)
My Teacher Flunked the Planet (My Teacher Is an Alien, #4) 3.90 avg rating — 2,381 ratings
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My Teacher Glows in the Dark (My Teacher Is an Alien, #3)
My Teacher Glows in the Dark (My Teacher Is an Alien, #3) 3.82 avg rating — 3,168 ratings
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My Teacher Is an Alien (My Teacher Is an Alien, #1)
My Teacher Is an Alien (My Teacher Is an Alien, #1) 3.80 avg rating — 8,919 ratings
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From Doon With Death (Inspector Wexford, #1)
From Doon With Death (Inspector Wexford, #1) 3.68 avg rating — 14,887 ratings
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Unicorns Forever
Unicorns Forever 4.20 avg rating — 572 ratings
81.
My Life as a Dog
My Life as a Dog 3.76 avg rating — 49 ratings
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Cream Puff Murder (Hannah Swensen, #11)
Cream Puff Murder (Hannah Swensen, #11) 3.83 avg rating — 15,692 ratings
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The Heart Forgives
The Heart Forgives 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
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Serious Pig: An American Cook in Search of His Roots
Serious Pig: An American Cook in Search of His Roots 4.33 avg rating — 233 ratings