Hilarious Titles

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This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store
This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store 3.55 avg rating — 1,678 ratings
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I Am America
I Am America 3.90 avg rating — 83,807 ratings
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish 4.09 avg rating — 182,157 ratings
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How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend
How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend 3.43 avg rating — 626 ratings
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea 3.84 avg rating — 167,260 ratings
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? 3.82 avg rating — 12,562 ratings
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Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy 3.81 avg rating — 267 ratings
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Surviving Your Stupid Stupid Decision to Go to Grad School
Surviving Your Stupid Stupid Decision to Go to Grad School 3.77 avg rating — 853 ratings
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Island of the Sequined Love Nun
Island of the Sequined Love Nun 3.81 avg rating — 33,315 ratings
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Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds (Captain Underpants, #3)
Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds (Captain Underpants, #3) 4.21 avg rating — 20,678 ratings
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You Suck (A Love Story, #2)
You Suck (A Love Story, #2) 3.84 avg rating — 50,696 ratings
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal 4.23 avg rating — 179,770 ratings
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The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank 4.06 avg rating — 11,853 ratings
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Me Talk Pretty One Day
Me Talk Pretty One Day 4.01 avg rating — 714,111 ratings
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The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide, #1)
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide, #1) 4.22 avg rating — 1,970,157 ratings
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The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1-5)
The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1-5) 4.38 avg rating — 334,649 ratings
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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the Pits?
If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the Pits? 4.03 avg rating — 14,676 ratings
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Brain Droppings
Brain Droppings 4.07 avg rating — 18,199 ratings
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The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror (Pine Cove, #3)
The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror (Pine Cove, #3) 3.81 avg rating — 46,448 ratings
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The League for the Suppression of Celery
The League for the Suppression of Celery 3.49 avg rating — 138 ratings
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Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover (Gallagher Girls, #3)
Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover (Gallagher Girls, #3) 4.20 avg rating — 74,135 ratings
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Bossypants
Bossypants
by: Tina Fey
3.96 avg rating — 1,042,003 ratings
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Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking 3.94 avg rating — 12,933 ratings
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How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator
How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator 3.67 avg rating — 541 ratings
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The Elegance of the Hedgehog
The Elegance of the Hedgehog 3.80 avg rating — 195,818 ratings
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The Revenge of the Radioactive Lady
The Revenge of the Radioactive Lady 3.29 avg rating — 1,779 ratings
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Aunts Aren't Gentlemen (Jeeves, #15)
Aunts Aren't Gentlemen (Jeeves, #15) 4.19 avg rating — 8,586 ratings
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Clearly, I Didn't Think This Through: The Story of One Tall Girl's Impulsive, Ill-Conceived, and Borderline Irresponsible Life Decisions
Clearly, I Didn't Think This Through: The Story of One Tall Girl's Impulsive, Ill-Conceived, and Borderline Irresponsible Life Decisions 3.57 avg rating — 661 ratings
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The Importance of Being Earnest
The Importance of Being Earnest 4.17 avg rating — 397,722 ratings
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Horton Hears a Who!
Horton Hears a Who!
by: Dr. Seuss
4.22 avg rating — 112,880 ratings
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How to Kill Your Husband {and Other Handy Household Hints}
How to Kill Your Husband {and Other Handy Household Hints} 3.24 avg rating — 2,659 ratings
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Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!
Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! 1.82 avg rating — 310 ratings
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Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1) 3.76 avg rating — 134,867 ratings
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How to Defeat Your Own Clone and Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution
How to Defeat Your Own Clone and Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution 3.55 avg rating — 162 ratings
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, #1)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, #1) 3.71 avg rating — 138,163 ratings
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How to Babysit a Grandpa
How to Babysit a Grandpa 4.23 avg rating — 2,579 ratings
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The Quiche of Death (Agatha Raisin, #1)
The Quiche of Death (Agatha Raisin, #1) 3.72 avg rating — 43,245 ratings
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir 3.90 avg rating — 198,663 ratings
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Bite Me (A Love Story, #3)
Bite Me (A Love Story, #3) 3.88 avg rating — 29,610 ratings
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, #1)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, #1) 3.32 avg rating — 141,413 ratings
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Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer 4.04 avg rating — 29,810 ratings
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I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, #1)
I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You (Gallagher Girls, #1) 3.84 avg rating — 192,527 ratings
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Bloodsucking Fiends (A Love Story, #1)
Bloodsucking Fiends (A Love Story, #1) 3.94 avg rating — 66,169 ratings
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On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2)
On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #2) 3.95 avg rating — 48,697 ratings
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Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3)
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #3) 3.96 avg rating — 30,359 ratings
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Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth
Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth
by: The Onion
4.12 avg rating — 6,847 ratings
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The Big Book of Hell
The Big Book of Hell 4.12 avg rating — 4,475 ratings
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Taken by the Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte's Horny Little Brother, Jerome, at Niagara Falls (Taken by Things Book 2)
Taken by the Ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte's Horny Little Brother, Jerome, at Niagara Falls (Taken by Things Book 2) really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings
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Absolutely Positively Not
Absolutely Positively Not 3.75 avg rating — 2,967 ratings
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A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian
A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian 3.45 avg rating — 36,201 ratings
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Fat Bald Jeff: A Novel
Fat Bald Jeff: A Novel 3.66 avg rating — 128 ratings
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The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl (The Royal House of Karedes #2)
The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl (The Royal House of Karedes #2) 3.18 avg rating — 693 ratings
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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time 3.89 avg rating — 1,568,957 ratings
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The Stocking was Hung (The Holidays, #1)
The Stocking was Hung (The Holidays, #1) 4.19 avg rating — 5,759 ratings
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The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1)
The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1) 3.88 avg rating — 136,062 ratings
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He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys 3.66 avg rating — 66,701 ratings
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Major BS: A Top Secret Mission
Major BS: A Top Secret Mission 3.50 avg rating — 16 ratings
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The Prince Wore Pink Stilettos
The Prince Wore Pink Stilettos 3.70 avg rating — 89 ratings
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Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes
Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes 3.76 avg rating — 17,181 ratings
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Mommy Had a Little Flask (The Tales of Imperfection Series)
Mommy Had a Little Flask (The Tales of Imperfection Series) 3.59 avg rating — 884 ratings
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Autograph Penis
Autograph Penis 3.57 avg rating — 21 ratings
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How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming 4.05 avg rating — 9,731 ratings
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Nibbled to Death by Ducks
Nibbled to Death by Ducks 3.60 avg rating — 113 ratings
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The Education of Hyman Kaplan
The Education of Hyman Kaplan 4.10 avg rating — 1,110 ratings
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If I Were a Bird, You'd be The First Person I'd Shit On: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book with Relaxing Designs and Vulgar Phrases
If I Were a Bird, You'd be The First Person I'd Shit On: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book with Relaxing Designs and Vulgar Phrases it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings
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Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter
Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter 2.96 avg rating — 25 ratings
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Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 1,338 ratings
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Death Machines of Death
Death Machines of Death 3.67 avg rating — 42 ratings
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Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office 3.87 avg rating — 50,722 ratings
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Dick and Jane and Vampires
Dick and Jane and Vampires 3.74 avg rating — 404 ratings
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The Chick is in the Mail (Chicks in Chainmail, #4)
The Chick is in the Mail (Chicks in Chainmail, #4) 3.90 avg rating — 681 ratings
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The Sisters Brothers
The Sisters Brothers 3.85 avg rating — 101,545 ratings
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames
When You Are Engulfed in Flames 4.08 avg rating — 215,537 ratings
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim 4.11 avg rating — 286,491 ratings
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Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics
Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics 3.85 avg rating — 2,570 ratings
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch 4.25 avg rating — 809,897 ratings
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There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble 3.58 avg rating — 6,664 ratings
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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You 3.91 avg rating — 35,520 ratings
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Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head & Other Drawings
Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head & Other Drawings
by: B. Kliban
4.23 avg rating — 608 ratings
80.
The Bear in a Muddy Tutu
The Bear in a Muddy Tutu 3.80 avg rating — 174 ratings
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How to Beg for Cigarettes
How to Beg for Cigarettes 3.92 avg rating — 26 ratings
80.
The Tenth Life of Mr. Whiskers
The Tenth Life of Mr. Whiskers 3.66 avg rating — 193 ratings
80.
Sex, Doug, and a Rocky Road
Sex, Doug, and a Rocky Road 3.76 avg rating — 55 ratings
80.
How to Date an Alien (My Alien Romance, #1)
How to Date an Alien (My Alien Romance, #1) 3.39 avg rating — 1,233 ratings
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Thinner Thighs In Thirty Years
Thinner Thighs In Thirty Years 3.25 avg rating — 79 ratings
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Up from Down Under
Up from Down Under 3.38 avg rating — 26 ratings
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Auntie Mame: An Irreverent Escapade (Auntie Mame, #1)
Auntie Mame: An Irreverent Escapade (Auntie Mame, #1) 4.03 avg rating — 16,914 ratings
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Pride and Prejudice, Retold in Limericks
Pride and Prejudice, Retold in Limericks 3.93 avg rating — 41 ratings
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Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer
Audrey Gordon's Tuscan Summer 3.36 avg rating — 11 ratings
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I Know An Old Woman Who Swallowed A Fly
I Know An Old Woman Who Swallowed A Fly 4.10 avg rating — 2,816 ratings
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1)
How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf (Naked Werewolf, #1) 3.96 avg rating — 20,963 ratings
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AHA! the Alternative Hero Agency
AHA! the Alternative Hero Agency 3.12 avg rating — 16 ratings
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Stealing His Dangling Jewels
Stealing His Dangling Jewels
by: James Cox
3.90 avg rating — 39 ratings
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Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture
Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture 3.67 avg rating — 16,139 ratings
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The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians
The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians 3.29 avg rating — 561 ratings
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How to Attract the Wombat
How to Attract the Wombat 4.13 avg rating — 157 ratings
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A Very Important Teapot
A Very Important Teapot 4.27 avg rating — 91 ratings
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A Star Is Bored
A Star Is Bored 3.57 avg rating — 4,875 ratings
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Women on Top: A Parody of The Handmaid's Tale (The Dud Wimpole Saga Book 1)
Women on Top: A Parody of The Handmaid's Tale (The Dud Wimpole Saga Book 1) 4.57 avg rating — 14 ratings
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Bored to Death in the Baltics
Bored to Death in the Baltics 4.67 avg rating — 24 ratings
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