Totally Hilarious Titles

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The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification 4.10 avg rating β€” 295 ratings
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How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical and Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants
How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical and Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening for Writers, Artists, Contractors, Flange Turners, Anglesmiths, & Civil Servants 3.98 avg rating β€” 1,013 ratings
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A Housewife's Guide to Auto-Erotic Devices in the Home
A Housewife's Guide to Auto-Erotic Devices in the Home
by: Jane Long
liked it 3.00 avg rating β€” 3 ratings
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How to Avoid Huge Ships
How to Avoid Huge Ships 4.36 avg rating β€” 70 ratings
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QR Codes Kill Kittens: How to Alienate Customers, Dishearten Employees, and Drive Your Business into the Ground
QR Codes Kill Kittens: How to Alienate Customers, Dishearten Employees, and Drive Your Business into the Ground 3.62 avg rating β€” 334 ratings
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The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas 4.23 avg rating β€” 30 ratings
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Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities
Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities 3.43 avg rating β€” 1,514 ratings
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Images You Should Not Masturbate To 3.82 avg rating β€” 330 ratings
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108 Ways to Grab My Apples
108 Ways to Grab My Apples 4.29 avg rating β€” 7 ratings
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The Manly Art of Knitting
The Manly Art of Knitting 3.71 avg rating β€” 59 ratings
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Love Song on a Chinese Flute
Love Song on a Chinese Flute 3.78 avg rating β€” 9 ratings
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Other Stories and Other Stories
Other Stories and Other Stories
by: Ali Smith
3.89 avg rating β€” 632 ratings
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The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves
The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves 3.28 avg rating β€” 195 ratings
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Bear V. Shark
Bear V. Shark 3.71 avg rating β€” 1,072 ratings
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Giraffes? Giraffes! (With 5 Giraffe Information Cards)
Giraffes? Giraffes! (With 5 Giraffe Information Cards) 4.38 avg rating β€” 897 ratings
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The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl (The Royal House of Karedes #2)
The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl (The Royal House of Karedes #2) 3.18 avg rating β€” 693 ratings
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A Treasury of Royal Scandals: The Shocking True Stories of History's Wickedest, Weirdest, Most Wanton Kings, Queens, Tsars, Popes, and Emperors
A Treasury of Royal Scandals: The Shocking True Stories of History's Wickedest, Weirdest, Most Wanton Kings, Queens, Tsars, Popes, and Emperors 3.83 avg rating β€” 4,547 ratings
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Cheese Problems Solved
Cheese Problems Solved 4.71 avg rating β€” 7 ratings
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Elvis is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself
Elvis is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself 4.02 avg rating β€” 762 ratings
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Becoming a Supple Leopard: The Ultimate Guide to Resolving Pain, Preventing Injury, and Optimizing Athletic Performance
Becoming a Supple Leopard: The Ultimate Guide to Resolving Pain, Preventing Injury, and Optimizing Athletic Performance 4.38 avg rating β€” 6,234 ratings
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I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly
I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly 4.05 avg rating β€” 287 ratings
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Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
by: Aye Jay
4.09 avg rating β€” 90 ratings
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Be Bold with Bananas
Be Bold with Bananas
by: Unknown
3.70 avg rating β€” 10 ratings
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Coreyography
Coreyography 3.88 avg rating β€” 6,860 ratings
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The Day My Butt Went Psycho
The Day My Butt Went Psycho 3.74 avg rating β€” 2,553 ratings
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Dancing for the Devil: One Woman's Dramatic and Divine Rescue from the Sex Industry
Dancing for the Devil: One Woman's Dramatic and Divine Rescue from the Sex Industry 4.03 avg rating β€” 212 ratings
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A Treatise on Shelling Beans
A Treatise on Shelling Beans 4.33 avg rating β€” 5,421 ratings
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How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming
How I Killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming 4.05 avg rating β€” 9,731 ratings
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Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School 3.72 avg rating β€” 692 ratings
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Sex for One: The Joy of Selfloving
Sex for One: The Joy of Selfloving 4.08 avg rating β€” 1,305 ratings
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Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects
Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects 3.76 avg rating β€” 33 ratings
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The Joy of Uncircumcising!: Exploring Circumcision : History, Myths, Psychology, Restoration, Sexual Pleasure, and Human Rights
The Joy of Uncircumcising!: Exploring Circumcision : History, Myths, Psychology, Restoration, Sexual Pleasure, and Human Rights 4.09 avg rating β€” 11 ratings
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Accidentally on Porpoise (Placida Pod #1)
Accidentally on Porpoise (Placida Pod #1) 3.49 avg rating β€” 144 ratings
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Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse
Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse 4.10 avg rating β€” 289 ratings
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Come on Shore and We Will Kill and Eat You All: A New Zealand Story
Come on Shore and We Will Kill and Eat You All: A New Zealand Story 3.59 avg rating β€” 1,605 ratings
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Geek Girls Don't Date Dukes (Geek Girls, #2)
Geek Girls Don't Date Dukes (Geek Girls, #2)
by: Gina Lamm
3.58 avg rating β€” 699 ratings
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The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez, #1)
The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez, #1) 3.27 avg rating β€” 3,220 ratings
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Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" 3.91 avg rating β€” 78 ratings
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Fifty Bales of Hay
Fifty Bales of Hay 3.49 avg rating β€” 468 ratings
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans 3.40 avg rating β€” 1,708 ratings
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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike 3.67 avg rating β€” 930 ratings
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Nosepicking for Pleasure: A Handy Guide
Nosepicking for Pleasure: A Handy Guide 3.27 avg rating β€” 26 ratings
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Some Girls, Some Hats and Hitler: A True Love Story Rediscovered
Some Girls, Some Hats and Hitler: A True Love Story Rediscovered 3.80 avg rating β€” 1,888 ratings
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Sharcano (Sharkpocalypse Trilogy, #1)
Sharcano (Sharkpocalypse Trilogy, #1) 3.34 avg rating β€” 288 ratings
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How Green Were the Nazis? Nature, Environment and Nation in the Third Reich
How Green Were the Nazis? Nature, Environment and Nation in the Third Reich 3.87 avg rating β€” 23 ratings
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Soak Your Nuts: Karyn's Conscious Comfort Foods
Soak Your Nuts: Karyn's Conscious Comfort Foods 3.74 avg rating β€” 27 ratings
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2)
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2) 4.04 avg rating β€” 88,595 ratings
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Dirk Gently, #1)
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Dirk Gently, #1) 3.97 avg rating β€” 146,635 ratings
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C is for Chafing
C is for Chafing
by: Mark Remy
4.42 avg rating β€” 26 ratings
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Chicks 'n Chained Males (Chicks in Chainmail, #3)
Chicks 'n Chained Males (Chicks in Chainmail, #3) 3.87 avg rating β€” 670 ratings
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Are We Having Fun Yet??
Are We Having Fun Yet?? 4.17 avg rating β€” 77 ratings
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Dude, Where's My Country?
Dude, Where's My Country? 3.41 avg rating β€” 15,420 ratings
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How to Understand Women Through Their Cats
How to Understand Women Through Their Cats 3.30 avg rating β€” 10 ratings
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Thanks to My Wife ... I Just Had a Rectal Exam: Answers to Questions All Men Should Be Asking Their Doctor
Thanks to My Wife ... I Just Had a Rectal Exam: Answers to Questions All Men Should Be Asking Their Doctor 0.00 avg rating β€” 0 ratings
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Skankenstein
Skankenstein 4.11 avg rating β€” 19 ratings
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How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis: Secrets and Strategies for the Working Woman
How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis: Secrets and Strategies for the Working Woman 3.80 avg rating β€” 71 ratings
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Paw Enforcement (Paw Enforcement #1)
Paw Enforcement (Paw Enforcement #1) 3.76 avg rating β€” 1,892 ratings
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The Sugar Frosted Nutsack
The Sugar Frosted Nutsack 2.93 avg rating β€” 1,121 ratings
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How to Become Ridiculously Well-read in One Evening
How to Become Ridiculously Well-read in One Evening 3.08 avg rating β€” 83 ratings
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Space Raptor Butt Invasion
Space Raptor Butt Invasion 3.56 avg rating β€” 396 ratings
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The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way (And It Wasn’t My Fault)
The Baby Boom: How It Got That Way (And It Wasn’t My Fault) 3.29 avg rating β€” 682 ratings
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Fleabag & the Ring Fire (The Fleabag Trilogy #1)
Fleabag & the Ring Fire (The Fleabag Trilogy #1)
by: Beth Webb
4.15 avg rating β€” 71 ratings
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Living on Gummy Worms
Living on Gummy Worms 3.88 avg rating β€” 8 ratings
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The Curious Sofa
The Curious Sofa 4.14 avg rating β€” 2,273 ratings
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The Joy of Sects: A Spirited Guide to the World's Religious Traditions
The Joy of Sects: A Spirited Guide to the World's Religious Traditions 3.89 avg rating β€” 73 ratings
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The Geek Girl and the Scandalous Earl (Geek Girls, #1)
The Geek Girl and the Scandalous Earl (Geek Girls, #1)
by: Gina Lamm
3.30 avg rating β€” 1,289 ratings
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Offbeat Love Stories and More
Offbeat Love Stories and More 3.66 avg rating β€” 95 ratings
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How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
by: Adam Quan
3.59 avg rating β€” 17 ratings
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What is Ball Lightning Trying to Inform People About?
What is Ball Lightning Trying to Inform People About? 0.00 avg rating β€” 0 ratings
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Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States
Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States 3.95 avg rating β€” 5,817 ratings
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Fleabag and the Ring's End (The Fleabag Trilogy #3)
Fleabag and the Ring's End (The Fleabag Trilogy #3)
by: Beth Webb
4.03 avg rating β€” 29 ratings
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Zen for Cats
Zen for Cats 3.72 avg rating β€” 82 ratings
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"If You Don't Buy This Book, We'll Kill This Dog!": Life, Laughs, Love, and Death at the National Lampoon
"If You Don't Buy This Book, We'll Kill This Dog!": Life, Laughs, Love, and Death at the National Lampoon 3.66 avg rating β€” 47 ratings
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The Hard Life: An Exegesis of Squalor
The Hard Life: An Exegesis of Squalor 3.64 avg rating β€” 1,121 ratings
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Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture
Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture 3.67 avg rating β€” 16,139 ratings
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Beating a Dead Horse Is More Fun Than You Think: A Partisan's View of the Southland
Beating a Dead Horse Is More Fun Than You Think: A Partisan's View of the Southland 3.22 avg rating β€” 9 ratings
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Swanny's Ways
Swanny's Ways 4.20 avg rating β€” 5 ratings
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Never Fuck Up
Never Fuck Up 3.35 avg rating β€” 2,707 ratings
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How to Work for an Idiot: Survive & Thrive-- Without Killing Your Boss
How to Work for an Idiot: Survive & Thrive-- Without Killing Your Boss 3.15 avg rating β€” 302 ratings
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The Bride of The Far Side
The Bride of The Far Side 4.47 avg rating β€” 3,493 ratings
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Underwear Do's and Don'ts
Underwear Do's and Don'ts
by: Todd Parr
4.09 avg rating β€” 277 ratings
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Barbarians: What Is Good in Life
Barbarians: What Is Good in Life 4.15 avg rating β€” 13 ratings
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Giant-Size Man-Thing #1
Giant-Size Man-Thing #1 3.75 avg rating β€” 12 ratings
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Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus!
Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus! 3.55 avg rating β€” 195 ratings
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Round Ireland with a Fridge
Round Ireland with a Fridge 3.81 avg rating β€” 20,289 ratings
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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art 3.66 avg rating β€” 1,039 ratings
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How to Be Black
How to Be Black 3.90 avg rating β€” 8,857 ratings
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Manifold Destiny: The One, the Only, Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine!
Manifold Destiny: The One, the Only, Guide to Cooking on Your Car Engine! 3.85 avg rating β€” 73 ratings
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Go Add Value Someplace Else
Go Add Value Someplace Else 4.26 avg rating β€” 224 ratings
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Are You Hungry Tonight?: Elvis' Favorite Recipes
Are You Hungry Tonight?: Elvis' Favorite Recipes 3.80 avg rating β€” 104 ratings
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This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value
This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value 4.14 avg rating β€” 294 ratings
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Jonas Wilkerson Was a Gravy-Suckin' Pig
Jonas Wilkerson Was a Gravy-Suckin' Pig really liked it 4.00 avg rating β€” 4 ratings
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Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil
Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil 4.12 avg rating β€” 348 ratings
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You're Sittin' on Boomey!: The Best of Ludlow Porch
You're Sittin' on Boomey!: The Best of Ludlow Porch 4.50 avg rating β€” 4 ratings
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Thriving on Vague Objectives
Thriving on Vague Objectives 4.11 avg rating β€” 356 ratings
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Would you buy a used war from this man?: A collection of political humor from National lampoon
Would you buy a used war from this man?: A collection of political humor from National lampoon 3.08 avg rating β€” 12 ratings
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What's Your Poo Telling You?: (Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books, Funny Gift Books)
What's Your Poo Telling You?: (Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books, Funny Gift Books) 4.06 avg rating β€” 973 ratings
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Shave the Whales (Dilbert #4)
Shave the Whales (Dilbert #4) 3.91 avg rating β€” 773 ratings
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The Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist
The Adventures of Phoebe Zeit-Geist 3.78 avg rating β€” 45 ratings
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Sun God Seeks...Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours, #3)
Sun God Seeks...Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours, #3) 4.12 avg rating β€” 3,031 ratings
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