Worst Book Titles

1.
Truth, Dare, or Handcuffs or Threeway
Truth, Dare, or Handcuffs or Threeway 3.58 avg rating — 142 ratings
2.
Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer
Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer 4.04 avg rating — 29,810 ratings
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Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1) 3.67 avg rating — 7,125,655 ratings
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Macho Sluts: Erotic Fiction
Macho Sluts: Erotic Fiction really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 800 ratings
5.
Pregnesia (The Recovery Men, #3)
Pregnesia (The Recovery Men, #3) 3.26 avg rating — 189 ratings
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George Bush, Dark Prince of Love
George Bush, Dark Prince of Love 3.48 avg rating — 218 ratings
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Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!
Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! 1.82 avg rating — 310 ratings
8.
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang 3.83 avg rating — 70,938 ratings
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea 3.84 avg rating — 167,247 ratings
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The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society 4.19 avg rating — 793,920 ratings
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Hack: How I Stopped Worrying About What to Do with My Life and Started Driving a Yellow Cab
Hack: How I Stopped Worrying About What to Do with My Life and Started Driving a Yellow Cab 3.46 avg rating — 470 ratings
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, #1)
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, #1) 3.32 avg rating — 141,410 ratings
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I Heart You, You Haunt Me
I Heart You, You Haunt Me 3.84 avg rating — 13,807 ratings
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Songs of the Humpback Whale
Songs of the Humpback Whale 3.22 avg rating — 37,443 ratings
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Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid 3.67 avg rating — 15,529 ratings
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The Best Dad is a Good Lover
The Best Dad is a Good Lover 3.47 avg rating — 15 ratings
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I Wish I Knew How to Quit You: An Unofficial Brokeback Mountain Trivia Book
I Wish I Knew How to Quit You: An Unofficial Brokeback Mountain Trivia Book 3.75 avg rating — 4 ratings
18.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret 3.94 avg rating — 252,100 ratings
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Jesus Potter Harry Christ: The Fascinating Parallels Between Two of the World's Most Popular Literary Characters
Jesus Potter Harry Christ: The Fascinating Parallels Between Two of the World's Most Popular Literary Characters 4.02 avg rating — 92 ratings
20.
Why Geese Don't Get Obese
Why Geese Don't Get Obese 3.82 avg rating — 84 ratings
21.
How to Poo at Work
How to Poo at Work 3.22 avg rating — 190 ratings
22.
Porn Again Christian
Porn Again Christian 3.86 avg rating — 397 ratings
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Poo Log
Poo Log 3.58 avg rating — 26 ratings
24.
Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?
Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat? 3.55 avg rating — 838 ratings
25.
Izzy, Willy-Nilly
Izzy, Willy-Nilly 3.67 avg rating — 3,607 ratings
26.
Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)
Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3) 3.74 avg rating — 1,948,242 ratings
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Like Water for Chocolate
Like Water for Chocolate 3.95 avg rating — 387,440 ratings
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It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World
It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World 3.37 avg rating — 306 ratings
29.
New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2)
New Moon (The Twilight Saga, #2) 3.61 avg rating — 2,077,930 ratings
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FAT!SO? : Because You Don't Have to Apologize for Your Size
FAT!SO? : Because You Don't Have to Apologize for Your Size 4.12 avg rating — 1,105 ratings
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Inside Grandad
Inside Grandad 3.41 avg rating — 49 ratings
32.
What Will Fat Cat Sit On?
What Will Fat Cat Sit On? 3.95 avg rating — 2,395 ratings
33.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans 3.40 avg rating — 1,708 ratings
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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) 3.75 avg rating — 1,832,544 ratings
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The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing
The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing 3.36 avg rating — 138,307 ratings
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Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed 3.49 avg rating — 1,085 ratings
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Little Nuggets of Wisdom
Little Nuggets of Wisdom 2.95 avg rating — 529 ratings
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Pitching My Tent: On Marriage, Motherhood, Friendship, and Other Leaps of Faith
Pitching My Tent: On Marriage, Motherhood, Friendship, and Other Leaps of Faith 3.54 avg rating — 338 ratings
38.
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1)
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1) 3.49 avg rating — 58,994 ratings
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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands 3.79 avg rating — 111,293 ratings
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Eat, Pray, Love
Eat, Pray, Love 3.64 avg rating — 1,819,716 ratings
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Anybody Can Be Cool . . . But Awesome Takes Practice
Anybody Can Be Cool . . . But Awesome Takes Practice 3.48 avg rating — 31 ratings
43.
Moose: A Memoir of Fat Camp
Moose: A Memoir of Fat Camp 3.44 avg rating — 3,384 ratings
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Glynis Has Your Number: Discover What Life Has in Store for You Through the Power of Numerology!
Glynis Has Your Number: Discover What Life Has in Store for You Through the Power of Numerology! 4.08 avg rating — 526 ratings
45.
Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine, #3)
Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine, #3) really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 10 ratings
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Midnight Sun [2008 Draft]
Midnight Sun [2008 Draft] 4.01 avg rating — 148,872 ratings
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Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism
Louder Than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism 3.73 avg rating — 3,441 ratings
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The Host (The Host, #1)
The Host (The Host, #1) 3.86 avg rating — 1,039,887 ratings
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Totally Toned Arms: Get Michelle Obama Arms in 21 Days
Totally Toned Arms: Get Michelle Obama Arms in 21 Days 3.43 avg rating — 28 ratings
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Sex Is Not A Four Letter Word But Relationship Often Times Is
Sex Is Not A Four Letter Word But Relationship Often Times Is 4.27 avg rating — 104 ratings
51.
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot 3.91 avg rating — 9,264 ratings
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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art 3.66 avg rating — 1,039 ratings
53.
I Want to Thank My Brain for Remembering Me
I Want to Thank My Brain for Remembering Me 3.59 avg rating — 111 ratings
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Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining
Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining 3.81 avg rating — 844 ratings
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The Bitch in the House: 26 Women Tell the Truth About Sex, Solitude, Work, Motherhood, and Marriage
The Bitch in the House: 26 Women Tell the Truth About Sex, Solitude, Work, Motherhood, and Marriage 3.53 avg rating — 3,344 ratings
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The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds 3.80 avg rating — 5,502 ratings
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Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies
Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies 3.06 avg rating — 112 ratings
58.
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Me Talk Pretty One Day 4.01 avg rating — 714,078 ratings
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Walter The Farting Dog Farts Again
Walter The Farting Dog Farts Again 3.89 avg rating — 786 ratings
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Hit by a Farm: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn
Hit by a Farm: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn 3.85 avg rating — 2,066 ratings
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Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu
Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu 3.86 avg rating — 13,874 ratings
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All Shall Be Well; and All Shall Be Well; and All Manner of Things Shall Be Well
All Shall Be Well; and All Shall Be Well; and All Manner of Things Shall Be Well 3.22 avg rating — 694 ratings
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Who the Fuck reads poetry?
Who the Fuck reads poetry? 4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings
64.
Young, Gifted and Doing It: 52 Power Moves for Teens
Young, Gifted and Doing It: 52 Power Moves for Teens 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
65.
How to Read a Book
How to Read a Book 3.28 avg rating — 50 ratings
66.
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters 3.28 avg rating — 12,186 ratings
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Uncockblockable (Evan Arden, #2.5)
Uncockblockable (Evan Arden, #2.5) 3.42 avg rating — 1,086 ratings
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Surprised by God: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Religion
Surprised by God: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Religion 4.15 avg rating — 502 ratings
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Go the Fuck to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep 4.28 avg rating — 89,608 ratings
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Blood on the Strip/Hijacking Manhattan (The Penetrator #2,4)
Blood on the Strip/Hijacking Manhattan (The Penetrator #2,4) 3.67 avg rating — 3 ratings
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Go the Fuck Away
Go the Fuck Away 3.07 avg rating — 15 ratings
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Who Cares About Elderly People? (Who Cares Series)
Who Cares About Elderly People? (Who Cares Series)
by: Pam Adams
3.09 avg rating — 11 ratings
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I Wish My Kids Had Cancer: A Family Surviving the Autism Epidemic
I Wish My Kids Had Cancer: A Family Surviving the Autism Epidemic 1.26 avg rating — 50 ratings
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Does Anything Eat Wasps? And 101 Other Unsettling, Witty Answers to Questions You Never Thought You Wanted to Ask
Does Anything Eat Wasps? And 101 Other Unsettling, Witty Answers to Questions You Never Thought You Wanted to Ask 3.54 avg rating — 1,637 ratings
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Eat Fat, Lose Fat: The Healthy Alternative to Trans Fats
Eat Fat, Lose Fat: The Healthy Alternative to Trans Fats 4.04 avg rating — 1,252 ratings
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Walter the Farting Dog
Walter the Farting Dog 3.94 avg rating — 3,796 ratings
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Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient and Safe No Matter What You Encounter
Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient and Safe No Matter What You Encounter 3.97 avg rating — 73 ratings
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Duane's Depressed
Duane's Depressed 3.81 avg rating — 3,030 ratings
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The Stainless Steel Rat Saves the World (Stainless Steel Rat, #6)
The Stainless Steel Rat Saves the World (Stainless Steel Rat, #6) 3.94 avg rating — 6,214 ratings
80.
Grave Mercy (His Fair Assassin, #1)
Grave Mercy (His Fair Assassin, #1) 3.89 avg rating — 107,582 ratings
81.
Physical Therapy (St. Nacho's, #2)
Physical Therapy (St. Nacho's, #2) really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3,014 ratings
81.
Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth
Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth 3.78 avg rating — 4,684 ratings
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How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children 3.28 avg rating — 71 ratings
84.
Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way
Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way 4.27 avg rating — 11 ratings
84.
Occult Nazi Go-Go Girls Storm Tibet
Occult Nazi Go-Go Girls Storm Tibet 3.31 avg rating — 16 ratings
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Another Bullshit Night in Suck City
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City 3.80 avg rating — 11,799 ratings
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Eeeee Eee Eeee
Eeeee Eee Eeee
by: Tao Lin
3.34 avg rating — 3,752 ratings
88.
Fuck This Book
Fuck This Book 3.83 avg rating — 269 ratings
89.
Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot: The Life and Times of a Sportscaster Dad
Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot: The Life and Times of a Sportscaster Dad 3.60 avg rating — 918 ratings
89.
I Suck at Girls
I Suck at Girls 3.79 avg rating — 19,876 ratings
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We Were Soldiers Once... and Young: Ia Drang - The Battle that Changed the War in Vietnam
We Were Soldiers Once... and Young: Ia Drang - The Battle that Changed the War in Vietnam 4.34 avg rating — 32,453 ratings
92.
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly 3.75 avg rating — 131 ratings
93.
Suffled How It Gush: A North American Anarchist in the Balkans
Suffled How It Gush: A North American Anarchist in the Balkans 3.96 avg rating — 85 ratings
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It Is Dangerous to Be Right When the Government Is Wrong: The Case for Personal Freedom
It Is Dangerous to Be Right When the Government Is Wrong: The Case for Personal Freedom 4.25 avg rating — 262 ratings
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Across Europe by Kangaroo: A Three-Month Odyssey through Europe
Across Europe by Kangaroo: A Three-Month Odyssey through Europe it was ok 2.00 avg rating — 1 rating
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A Story of Yesterday
A Story of Yesterday 4.53 avg rating — 16,472 ratings
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7) 4.62 avg rating — 4,009,122 ratings
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The Practical Pyromaniac: Build Fire Tornadoes, One-Candlepower Engines, Great Balls of Fire, and More Incendiary Devices
The Practical Pyromaniac: Build Fire Tornadoes, One-Candlepower Engines, Great Balls of Fire, and More Incendiary Devices 3.80 avg rating — 74 ratings
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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) 4.22 avg rating — 1,969,860 ratings
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Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas
Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas 4.17 avg rating — 153,975 ratings
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