Wittiest book titles

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Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation 3.87 avg rating — 106,070 ratings
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No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal!
No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! 3.98 avg rating — 164 ratings
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The Millennial Reincarnations
The Millennial Reincarnations 3.76 avg rating — 41 ratings
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Calico Jack in your Garden
Calico Jack in your Garden 4.22 avg rating — 218 ratings
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You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You?
You Really Are Full of Shit, Aren't You? 4.15 avg rating — 196 ratings
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Shit my History Teacher DID NOT tell me!
Shit my History Teacher DID NOT tell me! 4.14 avg rating — 297 ratings
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Dogshit Saved My Life
Dogshit Saved My Life 4.21 avg rating — 189 ratings
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Grit: The Banter and Brutality of the Late-Night Cab
Grit: The Banter and Brutality of the Late-Night Cab 3.76 avg rating — 1,100 ratings
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Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe 4.28 avg rating — 321,405 ratings
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Nobody Asked Me, But ....
Nobody Asked Me, But .... 4.13 avg rating — 63 ratings
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An A - Z of Looney Limericks
An A - Z of Looney Limericks 4.79 avg rating — 42 ratings
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I Gave You My Heart, But You Sold It Online (Domestic Equalizers #3)
I Gave You My Heart, But You Sold It Online (Domestic Equalizers #3) 3.83 avg rating — 1,001 ratings
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A Brief History of Time
A Brief History of Time 4.21 avg rating — 467,072 ratings
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ABC of Astrology
ABC of Astrology 4.39 avg rating — 61 ratings
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2005 - Thanks for the Vodka
2005 - Thanks for the Vodka
by: Harpie
3.94 avg rating — 289 ratings
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Kids We Were
Kids We Were 4.25 avg rating — 67 ratings
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Wishful Drinking
Wishful Drinking 3.82 avg rating — 91,344 ratings
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Short and Tall
Short and Tall 4.75 avg rating — 28 ratings
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SeinLanguage
SeinLanguage 3.61 avg rating — 10,093 ratings
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning 3.73 avg rating — 3,041 ratings
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Goodnight, and Thanks for the Vodka [2002]
Goodnight, and Thanks for the Vodka [2002]
by: Harpie
4.06 avg rating — 476 ratings
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The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank 4.06 avg rating — 11,853 ratings
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2004 - Thanks for the Vodka
2004 - Thanks for the Vodka
by: Harpie
4.68 avg rating — 41 ratings
24.
Installing Linux on a Dead Badger
Installing Linux on a Dead Badger 3.75 avg rating — 243 ratings
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The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5)
The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5) 4.31 avg rating — 78,030 ratings
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Chapter & Hearse (Booktown Mystery #4)
Chapter & Hearse (Booktown Mystery #4) 3.84 avg rating — 5,456 ratings
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On What Grounds (Coffeehouse Mystery, #1)
On What Grounds (Coffeehouse Mystery, #1) 3.66 avg rating — 19,492 ratings
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Kristy and the Snobs (The Baby-Sitters Club, #11)
Kristy and the Snobs (The Baby-Sitters Club, #11) 3.78 avg rating — 4,786 ratings
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How to Babysit a Grandpa
How to Babysit a Grandpa 4.23 avg rating — 2,579 ratings
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First Among Sequels (Thursday Next, #5)
First Among Sequels (Thursday Next, #5) 4.02 avg rating — 27,297 ratings
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I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression
I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression 4.08 avg rating — 1,215 ratings
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Are You Loathsome Tonight?: A Collection of Short Stories
Are You Loathsome Tonight?: A Collection of Short Stories 3.80 avg rating — 1,793 ratings
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I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better
I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better 3.60 avg rating — 176 ratings
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Art to Choke Hearts and Pissing in the Gene Pool
Art to Choke Hearts and Pissing in the Gene Pool 3.90 avg rating — 402 ratings
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Bringing Home the Birkin: My Life in Hot Pursuit of the World's Most Coveted Handbag
Bringing Home the Birkin: My Life in Hot Pursuit of the World's Most Coveted Handbag 3.85 avg rating — 4,493 ratings
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Venus Envy
Venus Envy 3.39 avg rating — 2,543 ratings
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Hell Hath No Curry (Pennsylvania Dutch Mystery, #15)
Hell Hath No Curry (Pennsylvania Dutch Mystery, #15) 3.72 avg rating — 695 ratings
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A Sheetcake Named Desire (A Piece of Cake Mystery, #1)
A Sheetcake Named Desire (A Piece of Cake Mystery, #1) 3.77 avg rating — 1,981 ratings
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Ain't Myth-Behaving
Ain't Myth-Behaving 3.71 avg rating — 3,073 ratings
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The Laughter of Strangers
The Laughter of Strangers 4.19 avg rating — 88 ratings
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Knock It Down!
Knock It Down! 3.95 avg rating — 22 ratings
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How They Croaked: The Awful Ends of the Awfully Famous
How They Croaked: The Awful Ends of the Awfully Famous 4.08 avg rating — 6,530 ratings
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Awkward Conversations with Animals I've F*cked
Awkward Conversations with Animals I've F*cked
by: Rob Hayes
really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 29 ratings
40.
Stepfathers Are People Too
Stepfathers Are People Too it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating
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Lady Slings the Booze (Lady Sally's, #2; Callahan's, #5)
Lady Slings the Booze (Lady Sally's, #2; Callahan's, #5) 4.20 avg rating — 2,683 ratings
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Sheep in a Jeep
Sheep in a Jeep 4.14 avg rating — 18,232 ratings
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How They Choked: Failures, Flops, and Flaws of the Awfully Famous
How They Choked: Failures, Flops, and Flaws of the Awfully Famous 3.79 avg rating — 1,269 ratings
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Everybody Died, So I Got a Dog
Everybody Died, So I Got a Dog 4.23 avg rating — 2,893 ratings
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Ghosted: Dating & Other Paramoural Experiences
Ghosted: Dating & Other Paramoural Experiences 4.23 avg rating — 65 ratings
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Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture
Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Frontlines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture 3.67 avg rating — 16,139 ratings
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Pride, Prejudice, and Cheese Grits (Jane Austen Takes the South, #1)
Pride, Prejudice, and Cheese Grits (Jane Austen Takes the South, #1) 3.68 avg rating — 1,769 ratings
50.
The Ballerina's Guide to Boxing
The Ballerina's Guide to Boxing 3.88 avg rating — 26 ratings
53.
Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops
by: Taro Gomi
4.19 avg rating — 6,997 ratings
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Man with Farm Seeks Woman with Tractor: The Best and Worst Personal Ads of All Time
Man with Farm Seeks Woman with Tractor: The Best and Worst Personal Ads of All Time 2.91 avg rating — 35 ratings
55.
What Narcissism Means to Me
What Narcissism Means to Me 4.08 avg rating — 1,894 ratings
55.
Blood and Guitars (Blood and Guitars, #1)
Blood and Guitars (Blood and Guitars, #1) 3.79 avg rating — 81 ratings
55.
I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!
I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!
by: Dr. Seuss
4.18 avg rating — 20,949 ratings
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Swallowing Grandma
Swallowing Grandma
by: Kate Long
3.44 avg rating — 825 ratings
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A Quiche Before Dying (Jane Jeffry, #3)
A Quiche Before Dying (Jane Jeffry, #3) 3.77 avg rating — 1,032 ratings
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Sleeping Beauty WAKES UP!
Sleeping Beauty WAKES UP! 3.67 avg rating — 310 ratings
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Mediating Dangerously: The Frontiers of Conflict Resolution
Mediating Dangerously: The Frontiers of Conflict Resolution 4.26 avg rating — 61 ratings
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The Defrosting of Charlotte Small
The Defrosting of Charlotte Small 3.59 avg rating — 152 ratings
63.
Blowing It Off (Stimulated, #1)
Blowing It Off (Stimulated, #1) 3.64 avg rating — 464 ratings
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The Little Book of Shit: A Celebration of Everybody's Favourite Expletive
The Little Book of Shit: A Celebration of Everybody's Favourite Expletive 3.21 avg rating — 14 ratings
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Cookie Dough or Die (Cookie Cutter Shop Mystery, #1)
Cookie Dough or Die (Cookie Cutter Shop Mystery, #1) 3.77 avg rating — 1,912 ratings
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The Charm School
The Charm School 4.28 avg rating — 40,351 ratings
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The Shrinking of Treehorn
The Shrinking of Treehorn 4.16 avg rating — 1,354 ratings
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy: And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know 4.08 avg rating — 50 ratings
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Sleeping Under the Stars: Explicit Memoirs of a Decade in Porn
Sleeping Under the Stars: Explicit Memoirs of a Decade in Porn 3.43 avg rating — 7 ratings
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Striking a Chord
Striking a Chord really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 5 ratings
69.
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales 4.20 avg rating — 95,716 ratings
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Gunpowder Soup
Gunpowder Soup 4.67 avg rating — 21 ratings
69.
Withering Heights (Ellie Haskell Mystery, #11)
Withering Heights (Ellie Haskell Mystery, #11) 3.71 avg rating — 1,166 ratings
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No Wonder I Take a Drink
No Wonder I Take a Drink 3.30 avg rating — 357 ratings
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Thread Reckoning (An Embroidery Mystery, #3)
Thread Reckoning (An Embroidery Mystery, #3) 3.94 avg rating — 1,334 ratings
75.
Taking Chances (Taking Chances, #1)
Taking Chances (Taking Chances, #1) 3.84 avg rating — 47,982 ratings
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Wild Wild Widow
Wild Wild Widow
by: Emma Jay
3.38 avg rating — 464 ratings
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One Good Earl Deserves a Lover (The Rules of Scoundrels, #2)
One Good Earl Deserves a Lover (The Rules of Scoundrels, #2) 4.02 avg rating — 33,956 ratings
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The Boy Who Kicked Pigs
The Boy Who Kicked Pigs
by: Tom Baker
3.52 avg rating — 1,322 ratings
80.
What's a Ghoul to Do? (Ghost Hunter Mystery, #1)
What's a Ghoul to Do? (Ghost Hunter Mystery, #1) 3.89 avg rating — 8,781 ratings
80.
Larceny And Lace (A Vintage Magic Mystery, #2)
Larceny And Lace (A Vintage Magic Mystery, #2) 4.07 avg rating — 2,358 ratings
80.
How to Sue Your Mother-in-Law and Prosecute Your Kids
How to Sue Your Mother-in-Law and Prosecute Your Kids liked it 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating
83.
Awopbopaloobop Alopbamboom: Pop from the Beginning
Awopbopaloobop Alopbamboom: Pop from the Beginning
by: Nik Cohn
3.75 avg rating — 564 ratings
84.
A Veiled Deception (A Vintage Magic Mystery, #1)
A Veiled Deception (A Vintage Magic Mystery, #1) 3.93 avg rating — 3,386 ratings
84.
The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir Who Got Trapped in an IKEA Wardrobe
The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir Who Got Trapped in an IKEA Wardrobe 3.29 avg rating — 11,663 ratings
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Bring Me the Head of Ryan Giggs
Bring Me the Head of Ryan Giggs 3.39 avg rating — 119 ratings
87.
I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot
I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot 3.93 avg rating — 15 ratings
87.
Am I Normal Yet? (The Spinster Club, #1)
Am I Normal Yet? (The Spinster Club, #1) 4.14 avg rating — 20,515 ratings
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse 3.76 avg rating — 8,329 ratings
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Things I Learned from Mario's Butt
Things I Learned from Mario's Butt 3.93 avg rating — 45 ratings
91.
How to Die in the Outdoors: 150 Wild Ways to Perish
How to Die in the Outdoors: 150 Wild Ways to Perish 3.67 avg rating — 27 ratings
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Shoot the Damn Dog: A Memoir of Depression
Shoot the Damn Dog: A Memoir of Depression 4.05 avg rating — 2,477 ratings
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Good Girls Do Swallow: The Darkly Comic True Story of How One Woman Stopped Hating Her Body
Good Girls Do Swallow: The Darkly Comic True Story of How One Woman Stopped Hating Her Body 3.38 avg rating — 293 ratings
94.
I'm Not Julia Roberts
I'm Not Julia Roberts 2.61 avg rating — 231 ratings
95.
I Love Dick
I Love Dick 3.48 avg rating — 19,651 ratings
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The Dyke and the Dybbuk
The Dyke and the Dybbuk 3.97 avg rating — 368 ratings
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Drunk Enough to Say I Love You?
Drunk Enough to Say I Love You? 3.40 avg rating — 222 ratings
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Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me
Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me 4.09 avg rating — 332 ratings
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Pets with Tourette's (Pets with Tourette's, #1)
Pets with Tourette's (Pets with Tourette's, #1) 3.34 avg rating — 68 ratings
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Florence of Arabia
Florence of Arabia 3.64 avg rating — 2,748 ratings
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