Books with the absolutely 'best' titles since the dinosaurs were young and frisky
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Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and Your Family Running
by:
Roger Welsch
4.18 avg rating — 45 ratings 
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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
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Kathleen Meyer
3.66 avg rating — 1,039 ratings 7. 
How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling 3.90 avg rating — 232 ratings
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A Review of the Vagina Monologues, with Suggestions for Penis Monologues
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Jane F. Gilgun
3.50 avg rating — 4 ratings 13. 
A Penis Manologue: One Man's Response to The Vagina Monologues
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Joe DiBuduo
3.08 avg rating — 26 ratings 14. 
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Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater from a Dog You Know and Love Than from a Sheep You'll Never Meet
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Kendall Crolius
3.99 avg rating — 74 ratings 
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You Don't Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But it Helps (J. W. Wells & Co., #4)
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Tom Holt
3.88 avg rating — 2,969 ratings 20. 
Never Suck A Dead Man's Hand: Curious Adventures of a CSI
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Dana Kollman
3.75 avg rating — 1,790 ratings 21. 
Venus Does Adonis (Dorothy Surrenders Books)
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Tim Desmondes
really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings 
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We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles
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Chuck Tingle
liked it 3.00 avg rating — 6 ratings 30. 
Learning to Play With a Lion's Testicles: Unexpected Gifts From the Animals of Africa
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Melissa Haynes
3.78 avg rating — 105 ratings 31. 
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The Secret Life of Plants: A Fascinating Account of the Physical, Emotional and Spiritual Relations Between Plants and Man
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Peter Tompkins
3.97 avg rating — 3,248 ratings 38. 
How to Hug a Porcupine: Easy Ways to Love the Difficult People in Your Life (Little Book. Big Idea.)
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June Eding
3.12 avg rating — 2,855 ratings 
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How to Destroy the New Girl's Killer Robot Army (Slug Pie Story, #3)
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Mick Bogerman
4.36 avg rating — 22 ratings