Children's Books: not safe for kids!

1.
Go the Fuck to Sleep
Go the Fuck to Sleep 4.28 avg rating — 89,606 ratings
2.
All My Friends Are Dead
All My Friends Are Dead 4.14 avg rating — 32,678 ratings
3.
The Gashlycrumb Tinies (The Vinegar Works, #1)
The Gashlycrumb Tinies (The Vinegar Works, #1) 4.08 avg rating — 81,801 ratings
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Dear Old Friends (Uncle Jeever's Morbid Tales, #2)
Dear Old Friends (Uncle Jeever's Morbid Tales, #2) 4.55 avg rating — 38 ratings
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Flamingo and Ogre (Uncle Jeever's Morbid Tales, #1)
Flamingo and Ogre (Uncle Jeever's Morbid Tales, #1) 4.53 avg rating — 34 ratings
6.
Monsters Eat Whiny Children
Monsters Eat Whiny Children 3.60 avg rating — 1,220 ratings
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The Taking Tree: A Selfish Parody
The Taking Tree: A Selfish Parody 3.91 avg rating — 649 ratings
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Ten Little Zombies
Ten Little Zombies
by: Andy Rash
4.17 avg rating — 899 ratings
9.
All My Friends Are Still Dead
All My Friends Are Still Dead 3.93 avg rating — 7,317 ratings
10.
The Epiplectic Bicycle
The Epiplectic Bicycle 4.35 avg rating — 3,265 ratings
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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults
If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults 3.31 avg rating — 138 ratings
12.
I Hate Everything
I Hate Everything 3.84 avg rating — 651 ratings
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Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children
Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children 4.02 avg rating — 1,983 ratings
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The Haunted Tea-Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas
The Haunted Tea-Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas 3.98 avg rating — 1,657 ratings
15.
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book: A Primer for Adults Only
Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book: A Primer for Adults Only 4.34 avg rating — 2,875 ratings
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Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof
Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof 3.98 avg rating — 300 ratings
17.
The Iron Tonic: Or, A Winter Afternoon in Lonely Valley
The Iron Tonic: Or, A Winter Afternoon in Lonely Valley 4.10 avg rating — 722 ratings
18.
Mommy's First Picture Book: What Nobody Told You About Parenting!
Mommy's First Picture Book: What Nobody Told You About Parenting! liked it 3.00 avg rating — 10 ratings
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Kawaii Not: Cute Gone Bad
Kawaii Not: Cute Gone Bad 4.27 avg rating — 90 ratings
20.
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories 4.12 avg rating — 42,373 ratings
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Mother Zombie: Nursery Rhymes for the Sick and Twisted
Mother Zombie: Nursery Rhymes for the Sick and Twisted it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings
22.
Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus!
Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus! 3.55 avg rating — 195 ratings
23.
Goodnight Trump: A Parody
Goodnight Trump: A Parody 4.15 avg rating — 331 ratings
24.
How To Raise A Smart Ass
How To Raise A Smart Ass 4.28 avg rating — 25 ratings
24.
Goodnight Bush
Goodnight Bush 4.01 avg rating — 618 ratings
24.
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent 4.39 avg rating — 2,292 ratings
24.
A Tale Of Two Beggars
A Tale Of Two Beggars really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings
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Fuck You Sun
Fuck You Sun
by: Matt Cole
3.90 avg rating — 21 ratings
29.
Brian Blomerth's Bicycle Day
Brian Blomerth's Bicycle Day 4.48 avg rating — 601 ratings
30.
Dear Mili
Dear Mili 4.02 avg rating — 825 ratings
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Sipping Spiders Through A Straw: Campfire Songs For Monsters
Sipping Spiders Through A Straw: Campfire Songs For Monsters 4.06 avg rating — 339 ratings
30.
The Call of Cthulhu
The Call of Cthulhu 4.45 avg rating — 522 ratings
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H.P. Lovecraft's Dagon for Beginning Readers
H.P. Lovecraft's Dagon for Beginning Readers 4.32 avg rating — 159 ratings
34.
It's Just a Plant: A Children's Story of Marijuana
It's Just a Plant: A Children's Story of Marijuana 3.89 avg rating — 110 ratings
35.
How can you stand it out there!
How can you stand it out there! liked it 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating
36.
The Sad Book: A Collection of Sad Stories
The Sad Book: A Collection of Sad Stories 3.40 avg rating — 5 ratings
37.
The Beatles Illustrated Lyrics
The Beatles Illustrated Lyrics 4.27 avg rating — 1,639 ratings
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The Pop-Up Book of Phobias
The Pop-Up Book of Phobias 4.28 avg rating — 611 ratings
39.
The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activities
The Satanic Children's BIG BOOK of Activities 3.90 avg rating — 30 ratings
40.
A Tiger in the Land of Dreams
A Tiger in the Land of Dreams 4.62 avg rating — 45 ratings