Stupid Sh*t My Ex-Husband Says: A Journal to Record Life's Sweet Nothings

Have an ex that says some really stupid sh*t? This handy journal (fits in your purse!) features pages for you - Record the ridiculous dialogue;- Use accompanying "Stupidity Meter" to record level of said nonsense;- Choose from a changing list of over 100 inappropriate, sweary and immature response in which to reply (but you won't);- Choose a prompt to decide how your badass queen self is going to proceed in a completely 100% healthy manner.Interlaced between journal entries, you will find cutesy graphics and empowering quotes to help you litigate through the bullish*t and live your life fabulous AF.How to Use this 1. You have an ex.2. They say something stupid.3. Record the nonsense on the designated pages.4. Proceed filling in the prompts in the journal, or make your own replies.5. Wave buh-bye to the negativity and live your fabulous life. You're Free AF!* Smaller print size makes for an excellent travel companion (never know when stupid sh*t will be said)* Makes an excellent gift* Cutesy graphics and empowering quotes in full color (ready to be framed)* Tear-out pages to gift your ex upon your choosing* Sweary and inappropriate humor all up in this b*tch* Relaxation techniques and coloring pages sprinkled throughout the journal* Full color fun graphics and lots of other shit* Probably won't stop your ex from saying stupid sh*t but will most definitely make you laugh about itReviews*"I wrote about how my ex told me that I am lazy for wanting a couple hours to myself without our children. I decided it was a 3 on the Stupidity Meter and I (didn't) reply with telling him that he 'looks like a before picture'. Instead I laughed and did a hair toss and I feel 100% like a brand-new f*cking woman!" - Suzy"My ex told me he didn't want me to go our old bowling alley anymore. So I whipped out my handy Sh*t My Ex-Husband Says Journal, and I decided my reply would be 'sit and spin mother f*cker' and then I wrote my own response that I will go to the bowling alley any time I please and it is not my fault his only strikes are with first dates." -Amelia(*not from real people)About the AuthorSasha Campbell is a grown-ass woman who married two different dudes, divorced 'em both, and lives to humorously write about it.