Railed at the Bacchanal

GODS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN Diyo might be the god of pleasure, but I’ve got a corner on that market too. I work for cash, not bargains. For the right person and the right price, I’ll do just about anything to make you happy—make your life easier. Too bad my latest client decides my happiness—my freedom—is his to steal. A boot to the chest, a tumble down a well, and I’m stuck in the old gods’ realm unless I make a bargain with the one being in either of our realms who’s better at what I do than I am. Too bad I can’t trust the old god to give without demanding to take as well.