I Hate Valentine's Day

Finally there's no shame in hating Valentine's Day! Whether we're single, dating, married, or divorced, the dreaded February 14 arrives each year to ambush our self-esteem. No other twenty-four-hour period convinces otherwise happy folk that they're in fact social pariahs. But now comes protection from the ritual onslaught of Whitman's Samplers, saccharine cards, and suffocating expectations. I Hate Valentine's Day is a bitingly funny guide to getting through the Big Day painlessly, including tips