A REPTILE DYSFUNCTION: Night of the Jizz Lizards

Morse Camp in Fulmer Forest, West Sussex; the first of a new wave of American themed summer camps for children promising sun, and fun in copious amounts.Yet as the staff prepare for their arrival, horror strikes when a new species of miniscule water borne lizards, mutated by chemicals dumped into the lake, get inside the urethra of one sex-crazed young counsellor, which then turns everyone they come into contact with into sex-crazed cannibals, unable to control their most primal of urges.As the death toll rises, one thing is certain; Its going to get messy.