Constable goes to market

‎Market day in Ashfordly comes but once a week — and that’s more than enough for Constable Nick. Every Friday, traders and punters flock to the cobbled marketplace. All are eager to snag a bargain — a gourmet cheese or a pet snake from Greengrass’s exotic emporium. Too bad the place is a magnet for pickpockets, carousers and troublemakers of every description. This week, Constable Nick is faced with: A hand grenade among the potatoes. An unstoppable drunkard named Twelve-pint Pete. A UFO floating in Aidensfield airspace. Can he find a way to keep the peace — and save the proud tradition that is market day in Yorkshire?