Myths, Mysteries & Monsters?

I’m not supposed to be some storybook heroine who’s all gung-ho about justice and saving the world and blah, blah, blah. And yet… somehow I’ve ended up in this position. It was completely by accident, of course, but now it’s up to me and my band of halflings, plus my elven grandpa and an ex-hunter, to restore the Veil between the worlds to its prior state. Really, I’m just desperate to get home to Portland, where I can hug Mom and Grams, have a hot cup of coffee, and eat a pizza again. The only problem? The secret to our little border issue lie in the middle of a mountain that just happens to be surrounded by evil and monsters. This should be a piece of cake, right?