Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 1

DREADFUL ROTTEN INCOMPETENT OBNOXIOUS DUMB OFFENSIVE IDIOTIC CLUMSY EMBARRASSING SICK HOPELESS MORONIC ABSURD HORRIBLE NAUSEATING HILARIOUS! These are the adjectives that best describe WORST CANADIAN STORIES. We have searched high and low (but mostly low) to discover the most untalented writers in this country and to secure samples of their fiction writing. The resulting volume of atrocious stories provide comic relief to those who are bored to death with humdrum Canadian story anthologies as well as provide object lessons to budding writers on how not to write. You've never heard of these writers before, and odds are you never will again. THIS IS THEIR ONLY CHANCE FOR FAME! Don't break their hearts! Buy this book! With such titles as "Electric Feet," "Shoot-Out at Dead Dog Gulch," "Return of the Slime Thing," and "The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman's Wife," how could you go wrong? Librarian note: Kilodney later admitted the stories were written by himelf and some friends under different pseudonyms.