Wear Chainmail to the Apocalypse: Book 3: The End of the End

We’re all gonna die. Load up on reading material, and enjoy the journey. This is the end-of-the-world you've been waiting for! The sweet-Jesus-pandemic-martial-law-nuclear-wasteland-horror-theme-park level event you always dreamed it would be, it’s here. Lucky you. Did you prepare for the end? Do you have chainmail? If there’s one thing I know, it’s that you should always WEAR CHAINMAIL TO THE APOCALYPSE. Every good apocalyptic road trip needs a few chapters in a rundown hotel. The knights of Fun Faire have discovered board games and the indoor swimming pool. Meanwhile, the queen is . . . somewhere. Will our heroes ever leave the hotel? Will they eventually get to Frontier Land? And surely, the author isn't going to kill off any more characters in the final book. Right? Everyone is safe. Whoever your favorite character is (think of that person, right now, picture them in your head), I'm certain nothing bad will happen to them in Book 3. Trust me. The author wouldn't do such a horrible, terrible thing to your favorite character. After all, the author is a nice guy. Read the book that the author's mom described as "interesting and funny in a weird way" — and that his dad couldn't finish because "too many characters died." With so many apocalypses to choose from, don't settle for cheap, imitation apocalypses.