Her Massive Missile

I need a hero. Now. My mother always told me not to walk home alone, and this is why: Three guys, waiting for me at the alley. And by the looks of them, their intentions are not pure. I'm in huge trouble... Right up until a mystery hero swoops in and sweeps me off my feet. Literally. He's massive, muscled, ex-military, and...my old high-school crush? I thought I was over him. I thought wrong. Oh, crap...