BONES and the wizard of intergalactic mayhem

Bones and the wizard of intergalactic mayhem, is an outlandish and humorous, science fiction and fantasy novel, about a humanoid, rather naïve and hapless, robot from the future, who is summoned to a parallel world by an ancient, completely inept, wizard, to fight the most evil entity that ever existed. His adventures take him on a mysterious and unpredictable quest through space, time, parallel worlds and crazy sorcery, meeting an assortment of weird and wonderful, loveable – and, not so loveable – characters, and culminating in a final cataclysmic battle. The ship’s computer yawned again. ‘Look, I’ll explain… again! We entered a worm-hole, a heavy-matter black hole that sucked us in and spat us out... into this, er, parallel world. That’s what I said. It’s simple... this is Erth!’