Stepbrother With Benefits 20 (Third Season)

How did I become the responsible one here? In what world does that make sense? Seriously. Rule #20 – Ashley says I can't break up with her. It's a rule. What kind of rule is that? "I'm not really good at this," I tell my adoring fans. That's you, by the way. Yeah, you're reading this right now. If you're not my adoring fan, why are you even here? I honestly don't know how we got to this point. I don't even know where to begin. At the beginning, I guess, except where's that? I have no clue. Stop asking so many questions. I realize I should know what I'm doing by now, but I don't. Everything seemed like a good idea at the time, and that time was awhile ago, not now. The thing is, I kind of wanted to take a second and ask you how you feel about this? Me and Ashley, you know? I'm not sure how this is going to end. Once the weekend is over I'm going back to my college, and she'll be at her college, and this whole revenge plan against Jake is cool and all, but how am I supposed to protect her afterwards if I'm not even there? This is supposed to be the end. I used to be so good at ending things. Ashley makes it hard, though. Yeah, not even hard, it's basically impossible. Going to be completely honest right now and say I don't know what to do after this. There's kind of a lot going on. It's probably easier to explain it from the start. Are you ready?