Tuck Watley: Freedom Fighter Fighter

Tuck Watley is a proud employee of the National Security Bureau, that friendly little corner of the government that spies on your computer, your cellphone, and your everyday conversations in the name of freedom. He's the greatest phone tapper the NSB has ever known. He's also a suave, debonair, world-class secret agent. His superiors just haven't figured that out yet, mostly because he has a habit of over-analyzing everything and incorrectly identifying innocent, harmless civilians as vile, bloodthirsty terrorists. And so when Tuck believes a domestic terrorist organization called The Freedom Fighters has infiltrated the NSB, everyone thinks he's full of it; everyone except his best pal and fellow coworker D.B., an emotionally scarred man-child who firmly believes Tuck is an American James Bond. Embarking on a journey that will take them through an Antarctic substation, a supermax prison, and a faked funeral, Tuck and D.B. must work their way up the ladder of double-agent NSB employees and take down The Freedom Fighters's leader before the NSB is destroyed from the inside out. They'll also have to do it alone, but Tuck isn't bothered that nobody believes him and that he'll have to face this terrorist threat singlehandedly, because this great American patriot isn't afraid of freedom fighters. No, he's Tuck Freedom Fighter Fighter. ***REVIEWS*** "To be honest, I really enjoyed this. The humor and their antics had me laughing out loud, and I could picture everything so clearly in my head. From top to bottom, I thought this was fantastic, so please let the authors know that I think they wrote a totally awesome book. I passed this around for reads and, although it had positive feedback, most felt that ultimately, it would have been a hard sell. Regretfully, I must pass on TUCK, but thank you so much for sending it to me. I truly enjoyed it." -Giant Publishing House that passed on this book "The NSA is certainly a great topic for parody, and it's clear that Meyers and Pedas had a great time sinking their teeth into this. While the writing is stellar and the humor is top notch, unfortunately, we're going to have to pass. Humor is a really tough sell in fiction. Because we like to keep the book clubs in mind and need to make sure that we’re doing the most commercial books that we can, we have to aim a little more straight down the middle. It’s a shame." -Another giant publishing house that passed on this book