Couldn't Love

Malevolent dead-eyed cats, tanned princesses with rainbow painted talons, girls with turkey basters hidden in their handbags: the list of women Guy Catchpole "couldn’t love" is growing by the date. Of course, things aren’t going much better for Belle Goodbody, certainly not with liars lying in wait at every turn, and seemingly gentlemanly gentlemen parading their meat and two veg like it’s about to pass its sell by date! Couldn’t Love, an offbeat romantic comedy featuring two flawed but well-meaning fusspots attempting to find perfection in an imperfect world. Buy Couldn’t Love now and find out if Guy Catchpole and Bell Goodbody fall madly in love or just fall over and go utterly mad! Please note: Couldn’t Love contains some scenes of a saucy/adult nature. The author would like to point out, he is especially proud of the smut contained in chapter eleven: Couldn’t Love... a Fitness Freak.