Little Red Riding Hood And The Big Bad Boner

Little Red Riding Hood decides to go off into the dangerous woods behind her house to visit her ailing grandmother. Even though her mother warned her many many times of the dangerous wolves that run wild in the forest. But Little Red Riding Hood decides to go anyway, anxious to make sure her grandmother is okay. During her treacherous voyage, she does indeed run into a pack of wild wolves. Thankfully the dead-sexy Huntsman is nearby and saves her from an untimely death. The Huntsman warns Riding Hood of an even greater threat… a deranged werewolf that calls himself the Big Bad Wolf. Riding Hood ignores the Huntsman and continues her voyage to her grandmother’s. Upon arrival, she discovers the werewolf ate her grandmother (although not in the way you might be thinking). Will Riding Hood survive her encounter with the deranged werewolf? Will the Huntsman come to her rescue yet again? More importantly, will Riding Hood ride the Big Bad Boner? You’ll have to read this deranged take on a classic fairy tale to find out!