What The Fuck Does That Mean?

‘This book will tell you everything you need to know about everything worth knowing’Obviously no book could ever actually do that, if you thought it could, this is not the book for you. Don’t waste your time. Definitely don’t waste your money. There isn’t a cat’s chance in hell this book or any book could ever live up to that bollocks. To be honest, this probably isn’t the book for you anyway. Most people will accept what they hear as true without really questioning it. Most people think asking their Facebook friends or watching a YouTube video counts as fact checking. There’s a chance, like a 1 in 1,000 chance, that in fact you might understand what this book is about. If you want to learn the true facts around some of life's most pervasive concepts then okay, you have my permission to read this book. WARNING This book contains controversial statements about serious and sensitive matters in an attempt to be humorous. If you think it’s likely that reading such statements could cause you; Alarm, Anger, Distress, Offence or Upset Do not fucking read it.